legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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