oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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