its not stalking. its research.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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