you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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