Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my liver is dry heaving
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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