"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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