Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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