Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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