oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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