She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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