Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
True college students do jello shots in the library
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