I hate your face
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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