I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize