READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
