i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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