The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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