Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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