He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock