OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.