we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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