It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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