Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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