i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize