It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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