just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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