So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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