Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Randomize