D3 body, D1 cock
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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