you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I need to wash the frat house off of me
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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