i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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