We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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