i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
