Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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