hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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