I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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