he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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