he shaved USA in his pubs
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.