If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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