I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
my liver is dry heaving
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live