So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Be still, my beating vagina.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal