Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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