i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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