Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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