My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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