I love black thongs
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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