If i come over, it means nothing
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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