Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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