I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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