Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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