she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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