This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Found the puke drawer
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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